Spanspek

I saw this on the back page of The Guardian newspaper on 11 July. I'm reproducing it here because a search on the paper's website doesn't show it. It's part of the page compiled by one Lucy Ma... and I don't know the rest of her name because I tore this snippet out (and tore her name). So, Lucy, if you're reading, contact me and I'll happily give full attribution. You're the governor of Alaska. It's Independence Day weekend. Every media outlet not celebrating this is trained on the Michael Jackson memorischmaltzfest. You have debts mounting up by the minute fighting totally bogus gosh-damn ethical claims thrown at you by your elitist Democratic opponents from the pink lower 48 states. You may or may not want to run for president in 2012 but you know you sure as Shinola can't make it round all those what state caucuses and primaries comingin from Wasilla every day. Not if you're going to keep up your moose-culling duties and still have time to give your kids stoopid names! So what do you do? Quit? Causing all those who believe your are positioning yourself for a presidential run rather than professional punditry to go out of their ever-lovin' minds? You betcha!